The Largest List of Bong Names on the Internet
Any veteran smokers know how important a bong is; it's almost like the holy grail of smoking devices. Bongs can provide users with smooth, large and tasty hits.
Long time stoners have turned the bong into a part of themselves and are “known” for their bong when fellow friends come to the house for a smoke session.
So it only makes sense to give your bong a name filled with fun, creativity and to help establish a connection to the piece. This only heightens the experience for a more engaging smoke sesh.
What Makes a Good Bong Name?
The classic movie Half Baked defined the process of naming a bong as “bongifying your bong." Naming your bong will help give it character and make you feel more connected your piece.
There is even an old theory in the stoner world going all the way back to the 1970’s: when you name your bong, it is less likely to get knocked over or break.
Of course, just like naming a pet or child, this can be tricky with so many names to choose from. Where do you even start?
The best bong names are the ones that just feel "right" when you think of them. It's different for everyone, so like most personal decisions it's a good idea to go with your gut on this one. You know when you know, you know?
Top 68 Bong Names
Below we have included a list of the top 68 bong names, ranging from badass, cool, girl, hippie, and of course funny. Plus some guidance on how to help you choose your new smoke buddy’s name.
- Lana del Blaze
- SamWise Ganja
- Bong Jeremy
- LeBong James
- Bong Solo
- Bong Travolta
- Tim Tebowl
- Big Bertha
- Curly Jefferson
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Sylvester Stillstoned
- Hannah Bongtanna
- Jay and Silent Bong
- Puff Daddy
- Dank Sinatra
- Bongkey Kong
- James Bong
- The Rolling Stoned
- Willy Bongka
- Supreme Leader Smoke
- Barack Obonga
- Jon Bong Jovi
- Long Bong Silver
- James Danko
- Wesley Pipes
- Bong Burgundy
- Bongye West
- Billy Bong Thorton
- Kim Bong-Un
- Trey Bongz
- Bong Saget
- Action Bongson
- Bongo Mars
- George W. Kush
- Jack the Ripper
- Au Bong Pain
- Bong Crosby
- Kim Bong Ill
- Big Smoke
- Bob the Bubbler
- Donkey Bong
- Eva Bongoria
- Bongy Mcbongface
- Sir Ripsalot
- Bong Joon Ho-lyshit
- Bong Nye the Science High
- Kevin
- Afrika Bongbatta
- The Drag Master
- Albert Einstoned
-
Michelle Obonga
- Bongzilla
- Tom DeBong
- Bingbong
- Bubbles
- Bongquisha
- The Grim Reefer
- Highsenberg
- The Big Bong Theory
- Riptilda
- Bongelina Jolie
- Heavy Hitter
- Bong Zombie
- Bongette
- Medusa
- Puff the Magic Dragon
- Bong Marley
- Bong-O
- Commander in Kief
How To Come Up With Your Own Bong Names
While these names are pretty dope, some may choose to come up with their own to maximize the uniqueness of their bong.
Of course naming a pet, child, and your bong as well can be difficult with all the options.
We have outlined a few steps to help you with this unique process.
Step 1: Define What You Would Like to Express With Your Bong Name
This is an important part of the naming process. Knowing what you want to communicate when you use your bong, or when your friends use your bong can help make the naming process quite easier.
Do you want something clever that embodies the essence of a classic stoner? Perhaps a name like The Drag Master or Big Smoke would do.
Do you want something humorous that is sure to put a smile on people’s faces? Opt for a name like Kim-Bong UN or The Rolling Stoned.
Taking your favorite celebrities name and turning it into a bong name can also be fun. For example someone named their bong after their favorite rapper “Trey Bongz.”
Giving your bong name based on the features or size of the bong can be helpful too. For example, a bong that provides strong hits may pair well with a name such as Commander in Kief or Puff the Magic Dragon.
Think about your bong and get to know what kind of smoke session it provides that will help decide what to call your new device.
Does it also provide dabs? Do you use a lot of kief? Do you prefer small or large hits? Got a favorite celebrity or musician you want to name it after? These can make the general naming process a bit easier.
Step 2: Identify Unique Features or Characteristics
Just as mentioned above getting to know your bong can be helpful in choosing a name.
What defines your bong?
Does it have special features or a design already placed on it? What color is your bong? Does it have an ash catcher, ice catcher or percolator? What kind of style of bong is it: straight tube or beaker?
Getting to know the individual characteristics of your bong can help you brainstorm ideas for what to name your bong based on it’s style and looks.
Step 3: Get Brainstorming!
When you have a general idea of what you would like to communicate and the individual features of your unique smoke device, now it is time to brainstorm!
Try some word play, make a list, take our list for inspiration, and even try out a bong name generator!
Have fun!