Fully functional keychain pipe for ultimate privacy and portability Pack the bowl and reassemble the piece; your stash is safe until you're ready to smoke Length: 2.5”Car Alarm Pipe Desperate...
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  • Fully functional keychain pipe for ultimate privacy and portability
  • Pack the bowl and reassemble the piece; your stash is safe until you're ready to smoke
  • Length: 2.5”

Car Alarm Pipe

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sometimes you really need a hit, but you can't whip out the 13” sherlock pipe you usually smoke from. Maybe you're sneaking a break from the kids on the back porch. Maybe you're walking between classes. Maybe you're at your ex's wedding. Whatever the case may be, you need to steal away and take a hit whenever the opportunity presents itself. That's where the Car Alarm Pipe comes in, solving all your portable, discreet smoking needs.

This little pipe is just 2.5” long and comes with a real keychain. Put it on your keyring for those emergency situations – it safely stores your stash and the pipe behind the convincing facade of car remote. No one else will look twice, but you can be content knowing you're just a dash away from a private session at all times. Order your Car Alarm Pipe today to get FREE, next-day shipping in plain packaging. Like your privacy, we respect your business, so this pipe is also covered by our 100% money back guarantee.

Length: 2.5 inches

Novelty Pipe. Great to keep on your keychain.

Badassglass.com is your new favorite online head shop located in Orange County, CA.
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If you have a question about this product you may email us at info@badassglass.com or call toll free at (877)-885-8836. Our knowledgeable staff will be happy to help you and offer their unbiased opinion.

Return Policy

60 Day Money Back & 100 Day Store Credit on All Unused Items

Did you know returning or exchanging on BadassGlass.com is super easy and informative?

Exchanging an Item

Step 1: Let us know which item you would like instead. You can call toll free (877) 885-8836 or you can email our returns department at info@badassglass.com

Step 2: We will then email you a prepaid return label, just place that on the package and hand it to your mailman. Your new item will ship out soon after

Returning an Item

Step 1: Just email our returns department at info@badassglass.com. Be sure to leave your full name, the name of the item(s) you are returning, and reason for returning.

Step 2: We will then email you a prepaid return label for the items, just pack everything up securely and place the new label on the package and hand it to your mailman.

*Note: All returned items must be unused


Damaged or Defective Items

If your order arrives damaged, you need to call (714) 388-7202 or email info@badassglass.com within 24 hours to notify us of the problem. We may request images or ask you to mail the item back to us. Once we have received the proper images, we will send out a replacement within 24 hours.

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