Car Alarm Pipe


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  • Fully functional keychain pipe for ultimate privacy and portability
  • Pack the bowl and reassemble the piece; your stash is safe until you're ready to smoke
  • Length: 2.5”

Car Alarm Pipe

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sometimes you really need a hit, but you can't whip out the 13” sherlock pipe you usually smoke from. Maybe you're sneaking a break from the kids on the back porch. Maybe you're walking between classes. Maybe you're at your ex's wedding. Whatever the case may be, you need to steal away and take a hit whenever the opportunity presents itself. That's where the Car Alarm Pipe comes in, solving all your portable, discreet smoking needs.

This little pipe is just 2.5” long and comes with a real keychain. Put it on your keyring for those emergency situations – it safely stores your stash and the pipe behind the convincing facade of car remote. No one else will look twice, but you can be content knowing you're just a dash away from a private session at all times. Order your Car Alarm Pipe today to get FREE, next-day shipping in plain packaging. Like your privacy, we respect your business, so this pipe is also covered by our 100% money back guarantee.

Length: 2.5 inches

Novelty Pipe. Great to keep on your keychain. is your new favorite online head shop located in Orange County, CA.
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